T-Shirts!
“Introducing our event tee shirts: the ultimate way to prove you were there without resorting to awkward dance moves or embarrassing karaoke performances. These tees not only showcase your impeccable taste, but they also guarantee you a lifetime of bragging rights. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the envy of all your non-tee-wearing friends – grab yours now and let the good times (and hilarious stories) roll!”